ISOLVACATION
Events
You've made it to the end of the world. Now what...
We've got everything to keep the sense of adventure alive throughout your stay here at IsolVacation
Feature Event - Simulated Blackout
Back by popular demand! Our simulated blackout event allows you to experience true isolation in a controlled environment.
After a surprise snowstorm hits the hotel, the guests of IsolVacation must come together to survive.
Power to the rooms and suites will be temporarily shut off (except the bar fridge) and patrons will be encouraged to gather in the main lobby. Challenges include: Lighting a fire, finding the generator, playing cards, and dragging your comforter down from your room to snuggle by the fire if you manage to light it.
*disclaimer. Safety rooms with access to electricity and Wi-Fi will be available throughout the duration of the simulation. We will always believe you when you say you just need to check your work email.
Meet Diego!
Diego is the first confirmed baby conceived during a Simulated Blackout event in 2021.
Pre-Excursion Talk
Have you ever seen a colony of undisturbed penguins? You won't here either. But your presence will only disturb them a little. Learn to accept the negative impact your visit will have through absolution by insignificance. Your personal contribution to the ecological crisis is less of an inconvenient truth and more of a fussy fact. This 1hr seminar will give you the tools you need to effortlessly brush past the local guide saying "There used to be more whales."
Scheduled
Candid Photos
A professional photographer will be on-site at every event to snap photos of you in groups looking happy. We encourage guests to mingle and smile for the entirety of the events. Patrons looking melancholic (in an unattractive way) will be digitally removed from candids. Guests will be able to view and share all of their photos immediately thanks to our AI face-recognition software. Relevant hashtags can also be found on our photo page.
Southernmost
Romance
IsolVacation is proud to announce its new partnership with Bumble. Our on-site dating app life coach will walk you through all of the necessary steps of how to find love in the digital age. Learn how to incorporate all the photos from your journey into the perfect profile. Will you die alone?
Five Guide
Meditation
Voices in your head too intrusive? Often guided meditation can be too weak to overpower our inner monologue. Influencer and Psychologist Dr. Nancy Gaves shares her revolutionary Five Guide method in which five different speakers all lead you through guided meditation routines concurrently. As participants desperately try to focus on just one voice, the odds the voice will be their own greatly diminishes.
Guests have also reported great success through the addition of music via concealed AirPods during the session.