ISOLVACATION
WELCOME TO
THE END OF THE WORLD
Comfort Meets Elegance Meets Derealization
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IsolVacation - A Hotel
Isolate yourself from the world without having to be alone.
Come stay at the (third closest) southernmost hotel in the world.
It's hard to feel small and alone in the right way these days. We thread the needle of providing you with a sense of isolation and reflection while cramming in so many excursions and events that you won't ever have to be alone with your thoughts if you don't want to.
At IsolVacation there will be plenty of gazing towards Antarctica and contemplating your place in life. Many guests have compared this experience to the feeling of looking up at night at home.
Excursions
IsolVacation offers a wide range of day trips for every type of adventurer.
OUR SERVICES
The Attention You Deserve
LATE CHECK-OUT
Whether your travel plans changed or something else came up, IsolVacation provides you with the flexibility you need. We won't abandon you. We'll joke about you hiking home through Patagonia; alluding to the fact that you could do it when we both know that you would die so goddamn quickly if sent out alone.
FREE WI-FI
With our Free Wi-Fi and other amenities, guests enjoy the highest level of comfort at minimal costs. DO NOT WORRY. Our signal quality rivals any Starbucks in Chicago. You are only as isolated as you want to be.
ROOM SERVICE
We’re happy to provide our guests with a full range of services to meet their specific needs. We even have a dedicated employee who stands in front of a large window and allows you to say "Wow. Can you believe where we are right now?" And then they reply"I know, right?" followed by a Shackelton fact to remind you how close you are to Antarctica.